For just $1,195 you can be the proud owner of these Versace clodhoppers, which were inspired by Tim Buron’s Alice in Wonderland. The platforms, which look like several different shoes of busy prints jammed together by the Mad Hatter himself, are part of Versace’s Spring/Summer 2010 runway collection.

In order to pull this look off during the workday, you really would have to live in Alice’s fantasyland. Here is to the brave, the confident, and the eccentric: this one’s for you.